Well I'll be fucking damned

Hold up on the links champs, barely a minute passed before my computer up and crashed. Too many music files perhaps? Jesus Christ indeed. In the meantime, click on my 'Help Sarasmile' link and sign up for an offer as my referral so that none of this crash nonsense will happen again. You so want to, I can tell...

Now watch me show your state/And let me state how I do it-S.

-Total bonus points if you know offhand where that lyrics is from-